Remember the bench scene in Forrest Gump?

No chocolate for you. You're gonna get what's coming. Hard.

Meet the Strapper, the Snapper's ultra-filthy double-strap tawse cousin (meet the extended family here: https://etsy.me/2H8oIeu). This unique 3D printed impact play device features a 1/8" thick rubber strap cut into two weighty falls for a deep and brutal impact. The minimalist handle eats clean lines and ergonomics for breakfast. If you hook your thumb into the nook where the handle splits into a 'Y', it balances the instrument so that each blow lands with significantly extra force. Used with proper technique, this tawse will paint even the most defiant brat purple before they can figure out how to pronounce, "I profoundly regret my impertinence, oh benevolent Sir."

Are you adult enough to own pairs of matching socks? You might like our rubber band Snapper (https://etsy.me/2H8oIeu) or our rubber tawse Strapper (https://etsy.me/37DxKKR), both of which feature matching handles. Also check out our lavish flagship Para-hell-ogram nipple clamps (https://etsy.me/2Wci3ow) or you could just creep on all of our awful products at the TerribleToyshop storefront (https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/TerribleToyshop).

Dimensions
The entire handle is is 8¼" (210mm) long from tip to tip, holding a ⅛" (3.5mm)thick rubber strap. The combined width of both straps is 2½" (64mm) and they extend about 9½" from the tip of the handle (240mm). Note that exact dimensions of the strap may vary slightly from item to item, as the strap is hand cut. See the picture with a few standard Bicycle playing cards for a visual sense of scale.